maxiled

When you are sent out of the room of a woman giving birth because you are a man. A common happening for male medical students.

"Hey, why did you come out of room 463 so quick?"
"I got maxiled."

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"Why are you hanging out in the hallway?"
"I'm in maxile."

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"Did you see how your med student got maxiled?"
"Haha yeah that was a good one!"
"What a loser"
"Haha, totally"

Moustafa

A incredibly intelligent man who walks around with a calm confidence stemming, in part, from his massive penis size. This is combined with kindness.

Julia: Oh my god, did you see how John just went over there and bought that little girl ice cream for her birthday?
Amanda: He walked like Moustafa.

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