Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

tic-tac-hoe

A condition consisting of the 3 signs of the Hoe: breast implants, pierced belly button, and lower back tattoo (boob job, belly button ring, and tramp stamp).

Chuck: I see an easy target at that table over there.
Bob: How do you know?
Chuck: I see the three signs: boob job , belly button ring, and tramp stamp. Tic-tac-hoe, dude!
Bob: Sweet!

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