mudkip bomb

when a jizzy mudkip doll explodes from too many retarded guys dressed like Ash have sex with it for continuous hours, this usually results in the retards getting jiz all over the ceiling, walls and their faces and eyes

Police officer: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son was caught in the blast of a mudkip bomb, now the retards are holding him hostage.

Woman: Is he going to be alright?

Police officer: Well we saw them dressing him in a mudkip costume, we can only expect the worst.

Woman: Is there any more information you can tell me about his condition?

Police officer: Well apparently his captors like mudkips, so, do you like mudkips?

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