Clit storm

When a woman's orgasm is so intense that she creates her own weather front.

I was licking her out so hard that it triggered a clit storm and she soaked me from head to toe.

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

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gobstoppers

Using your nuts as a couple of gobstoppers

She was sucking my gobstoppers so hard that if they weren't in my sack she would of swallowed them both.

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Cross swords

When involved in a threesome never come into contact with your tag partner's member.

She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.

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beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

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arsetracted

To be distracted from what you are doing by the sight of a cracking arse

I was so arsetracted by her, I nearly caused an accident.

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

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