latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

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pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

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poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

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gobby

The same as MOUTHY.When someone talks too much,too loudly, or uses boastful or slanderous talk then they are GOBBY or GOBBING OFF.

"That GOBBY cunt,I told him to stop GOBBING OFF about me but in the end I had to twat him.

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lowdown

American in origin.Can mean COOL or be an expression of approval.
Alternativley an expression of contempt.

"Cool man that jazz sounds LOWDOWN."
Or negative.
"You lowdown cotton pickin'son of a bitch."

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carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

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