neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

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Drop a brown wallet

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.

ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.

Gigabooty

The amount of internet data allowance (in gigabytes) of data that you're allowed to download per month.

Check out my new smartphone! And it's got a ton of gigabooty with it too!!

Gannet

Someone who hangs around when they are usually unwanted and is only interested in what they can get out of people. They are generally annoying and often ruin what would otherwise be perfectly nice days out.

“Ugh, now I have to share my chips with her because she swooped in just as I bought them, she’s such a gannet."

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Japanese Gunslinger

1. When a person is quick with their mobile phone camera from their pocket, often shooting people in embarrassing situations.

2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.

1. "That guy is a the fastest Japanese Gunslinger you'd better watch what you are doing or he'll totally catch you out and put it on the net."

2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"

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