zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"

slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"

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Krunkle

The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Thomas says:
I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off

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squamston

High: Personified.

Squamston in July with white paint flecks landing on him:"Is it snowing?"

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