penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.

Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!

Marchie

Marchie, an uncommon name commonly used for girls, and also the name of a Dallas Cowboys football player. Marchies tend to accept any fate they are given, but like every other human, they can also reject it.

“Ever heard of Marchie Murdock?”

“That Dallas Cowboys player? Yeah I obviously have!”