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Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
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Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
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phrase for "allow to have sex with", as if some girl's skanky cooter is like a wonderful gift that only a few very special dumb ugly men will have access to. Usually used by young girls who think their "body is a temple", or some stupid shit like that, and generally only use sex as a bargaining chip to further manipulate any man near them. A phrase usually used by the most conniving, manipulative, man-hating bitches on the planet - i.e. most of them.
"I'm not going to give it up until you buy me dinner, a new rolex, a sports car, and a mansion asshole! Get used to it 'cuz this is as good as it gets you piece of scum! I rule the planet because I have a vagina!"
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Contraction of "al gore" and "oracle", used to mean those who worship Al Gore and his amazing internet-inventing, climate change creating brain. Usually used to mock the people who will believe anything he says without any independent thought of their own.
Gullible hippie chick: OMG, did you hear teh global warming is gonna kill us alll!?!?!?
Cynical won: Yeah the Algoracle always says that, but I'm still freezing my ass off.
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Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
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