blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

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two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

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manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

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whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

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window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

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ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

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fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

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