tappable

Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.

"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."

"Tappable."

"Indeed.

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murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

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