booth gnomes

(n.) Mythical creatures meant to scare and /or confuse new movie theater employees.

As an usher walks down a dark hallway to start up a projector, an experienced employee will shout, "Watch out for booth gnomes!"

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textwalking

to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.

I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and bumped into a random dude in the hall.

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