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The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
How do you feel about euthanasia?
Well, we have legal prebirthanasia, so why not?
Pooping On Company Time - why clock out when you can do what you have to and get paid for it.
- Dayron, did you clock out for lunch?
- No man, I gotta POCT first.