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A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!
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The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.
Spending the night on an inflatable bed during a sleepover.
Bad bed hangover.
Yo, I feel so shitty after last night's inflatablebedover. Half the air was gone in the morning and it was like sleeping on the floor.
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Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.
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Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.
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A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!
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The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?