punishment party

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

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permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.

this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!

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eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

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budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

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