National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

Jocelytism

Named after my girlfriend Jocelyn (Joce), Jocelytism is when you think yourself or someone else might be autistic, but you’re not exactly sure. Sometimes you or they may seem autistic, other times you or they may not.

“Hey, does Mark have autism?”
“We’re not exactly sure. He has jocelytism. He’s jocelytistic.”