kachow

mating call for the super elite

“you had me at kachow”

ruby

is in love with any boy that makes eye contact with her. she’s probably a major slut but has never had a boyfriend. she loves music and WILL marry harry styles.

ruby: dick me down daddy
harry: SECURITY

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josie

josie probably has a phat booty. she’s addicted to tiktok and vapes in the back of her math class. she always smells like heroin and her eyes are always bloodshot. she drinks horse piss.

boy: that’s such a phat booty
boy 2: that’s josie

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