EXO

A group of 12 Gods from EXO Planet, divided into EXO-K (Korean) and EXO-M (Chinese).
EXO-K consists of: Dance Machine Kai, Sexy Maknae SeHun, Water Bending Guardian SuHo, Derp ChanYeollie, KyungSO_O, and SNSD Fanboy BaekHyun.
EXO-M consists of: Meat Bun XiuMin, Healing Unicorn Yixing, Bitch-faced Dragon Kris, Wushu/Aegyo Master Gucci Tao, Lost-in-Translation Chen, and the youngest is 5 y.o LuHan a.k.a Marilyn Monroe.
Members currently in a relationship are:
Kris & Tao, SeHun & LuHan, Kai & SuHo, and ChanYeol & BaekHyun.
Their unofficial fandom name is Exotic and they are on crack.
Exotics usually 'Pedo-noona' over members when in reality most of them are dongsaengs in high school. They stay up until 4am to watch live streaming interviews that EXO guests, while reading translations on their tumblr dashboards.
Once you become an exotic there is no turning back.
No cure is known for this disease except for contant song-replaying, photoshoot-photo-reblogging, spazzing, and fan-fiction-writing.

Me: I was about to fall asleep in class.
Friend 1: Yeah, I've noticed.
Friend 2: What's been up with you lately?
Me: I was diagnosed as an Exotic.
Friend 3: OMG. WHAT'S THAT?!
Me: ... I'll save you you and not tell you.

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