crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

dictionarian

a word that i made up while in a vc with moncadeaux.

someone who specializes in dictionaries or someone who works in a store that sells ALOT of dictionaries.

"Aren't you a dictionarian?"

"yeah why?"

"does that mean you're made up.."

"huh.."

"ARE YOU REAL?!!!"

"I DON'T KNOW AM I?!?!?!?!?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"