eastchester

Eastchester=Grimy, boring-A$$ town full of posers, guidos, sluts, potheads, alcoholics and various other useless types of people. The majority of eastchester are the guidos. They are dumb guys that have the delusion that they are either black and/or part of the Italian mob. They wax their eyebrows, go tanning, and drive cars that people from the ghetto could never afford. Then you have the punks. They go to shows almost every weekend and when they're not at a show, they're usually doing drugs and/or drinking. Another group that tends to be close to the punks are the skaters. They are basically the same as punks except instead of shows, their passion is skateboarding. 90% of the guys in eastchester treat girls like shit, yet the girls put up with it. However, there are some smart girls that migrate from eastchester to yonkers or tuckahoe or crestwood. Most of these girls are backstabbing bitches and u can trust none of them. Everyone in eastchester over the age of 13 either drinks or smokes SOMETHING, and most people do a nice combination of the 2!!!

Guido: Yo, afta we smoke, im gonna call ma bitch and tap her, and den get ma eyebrows done.

Punk: Yo braaah, lets go to a show man! My girlfriends bringing whiskey!!

Skater: Wanna skate? or smoke trees? or do some shots? huh? girlfriend? FUCK HER!!!

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