Padmira

A super hot massive hunk of a beast. All the ladies panties fly right off when this magnificent creature enters the room. Can't see, so they're more of a hands-on learner. They have most definitely already "used" their AND your peanut butter jar, so don't bother trying. Pulls more bitches than you.

Someone: OH MY GOD IM SOAKED
Padmira: sorry, that's my bad

Parmida

The inferior version of Padmira. These two definitely get mistaken all the time but one is hotter and sexier. Parmida is not rare or unique but hopefully they make it up with some brain, which the superior Padmira lacks.

Older lady at a party: Oh my god have you met my niece? You two have the exact same name!!
Parmida: hello : )
Padmira: please not this shit again