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When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.
Eight Ball Syndrome
A phrase thrown around by directors to make themselves feel better than everyone else in the office.
Worker: What was that meeting about?
Director: All high level stuff, nothing you need to worry about.
13π 3π
Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.
What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.
Have a psychotic break/episode.
I totally did a Kanye when someone first suggested to me that the world we live in is actually just a hologram.
1π 1π
Instead of wake and bake.
Why are you in such a good mood this morning?
Wake and vape.
Cannabis used for medical reasons. Can also be used playfully when referring to cannabis used for non-medical reasons.
Days since using cannameds: 11 days. Days since last panic attack: 11 days.