leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

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sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.

Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter

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fucking jews

Mel Gibson's favorite catchphrase!

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"

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boourns

Boourns is not similar at all to boo, it is in fact the opposite of booing.

It comes from an episode of The Simpsons when Mr. Burns made a film for a film festival that no one in the audience liked, so they booed him. Burns, being surrounded by yes-men for his whole life was unfamiliar with being booed so Smithers told him they were chanting "boourns" rather than booing.

Mr. Burns stood up and asked the audience if they were booing or if they were chanting boourns. They responded by booing him, except for Hans Moleman who admitted to chanting "boourns" which leads one to the conclusion that Moleman liked the movie and was using the expression to show his enjoyment.

Idiot: "Dude, that movie sucked. Boourns!"
Other Guy: "You idiot, boourns is used for a good movie like Borat."

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jimi hendrix

Greatest guitarist of all time. Hendrix got his first guitar when he was 11, and hhad to play it upside down since there were no left handed guitars. Grew up to be one of, if no the best musican of the 60's, and still kicks ass today. If you think Jimi Hendrix sucks, you ought to be shot.

guy1:"Man, jimi hendrix sucks. Slash is t3h 1337 4w350mn355!1!!!111"
guy2"You ought to be shot, dumbass fucktard."

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computergangster

Someone so 1337, that their computer skill is equivalent of a real world gangster.

Damn dude, I know you're good, but that guy who just pwnd you is a downright computergangster!

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communazi

a combination of a communist and a nazi. Though technically impossible, since communism and nazism are opposites, it still makes a good insult.

"Pat W. told me that Linkin Park is emo, he is such a communazi."

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