snowglobe

a device used by meteorologists to detect an earthquake and determine its magnitude. a clear snowglobe means seismic activity is limited (0.0) while a blizzard is indicative of a powerful and devastating quake (approx. 7.0 to 10.0).

i'm picking up some flurries on the snowglobe... i reckon this one's around around a 4.6.

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winnernet

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.

man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!