Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

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chabber

An individual (typically a ginger) who distributes dildos in large quantities.

Abraham: "Hey, where'd you get that dildo?"

Ebeneezer: "I know this chabber who hooks me up for my fix."

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apple crisp

Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.

Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.

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