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hello sex

when you open the door to welcome someone into your home, while simultaneously opening up your vagina/penis to welcome their penis/vagina.

Courtney: "Hello Brian, welcome to my place of living"
Brian: "Hello Courtney, you have a splendid home"
Courtney's Penis: "Brian's Shlong, please open up for me and prepare to accept my plump eggplant in u"
Brians PenisVagina: "How kind of u to hello sex me"

by my wonderful penish January 25, 2020

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