Deny and Subvert

To deny accusations made against you, say it’s something everybody does and they’re going after you in a witch-hunt, and seek an apology. In some cases, blackmail is necessary for an apology.

“Who’s your hero Cartman?”

“Tom Brady.”

“And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?”

“Deny and Subvert.”

“What would Tom Brady says if he was caught shop lifting?”

“Everybody shoplifts, why are you coming down on me?”

PIMFP

(Piss in my f**king pants)

“A girl on Hinge asked me if I was bi, trans, or anything… She said she asks everyone this.”

“WHAT… I’m PIMFP right now!”

Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.

“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”

Marry your daughter type of guy

A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.

"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."

--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky

Marry your daughter type of guy

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.

“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”

Room 40

A place of no significance or substance, used as a placeholder to finish out a the joke.

"Have you ever been to Room 40?”

“No what’s that?”

“What’s what?”

"Room 40!”

Room for these nuts in your mouth”