Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.

Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!

Lovelettes

The cheesy omlettes that you make for him the morning after, hungover on love and the naive illusion that these mornings will last you a lifetime.

I spent all of June making him lovelettes and he didn't even wait to...

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