11:11

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.

shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!

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cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

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kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

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