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The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.
I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.
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1. You aren't who you say you are.
2. A tall fat person who.
3. Huge Saggy Boobs.
4. A lot of waves at one time hitting the beach.
5. A historic hurricane.
My girlfriend has Choppy Floopy.
Present Participle: Letting the zoo out
When you break up with a girl and she goes ape shit on you for breaking up with her.
I was dating this girl and now I like her best friend's friend, I had to let the zoo out.
Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.
I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.
When your dick cannot function anymore due to the amount of times it's been used during sex
I was with this girl, she was great but she worked me so much that I got a passed out duck.
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when you are only attracted romantically to one person of the same sex/gender excluding being attracted to a celebrity, unless you are a celebrity.
He is solesexual for his best friend.
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