Rangatism

A mythical disease said to be caught be sleeping with a ranga. It is said to turn you into a ranga. There is no cure.

John: dude I slept with this ranga chick last night and now my beard is turning red. Joe: aaaahhh! Get away from me dude youve got the RANGATISM!

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Socks

A term used for children who arent yours. Ie. Your girlfriend or wifes kids from another man.

John: I started seeing this chick a while back, shes a real nice bird. She wanted to start getting serious with the relationship and it all sounded good till I found out she had a pair of socks. Joe: what do you mean socks? John: you know, some other cunts kids!

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