drumpf

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.

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Cutting wheat

Beating up people who are obsessed with eating healthy, especially those who are gluten intolerant.

Karl: "Hey Steve. What are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
Steve: "Not sure. We were thinking of going to the Natural Grocers and cutting wheat."

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