Chronoir

a very gay vampire and priest duo.
they prioritize bros over hoes

A: Yo bro have you listened to Not for you?
B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha

kuzuha

a crusty ass mf with crusty ass toes.

A: how's the weather today?
B: oh my god is that kuzuha's famous quote?? *swoons*
A: what the fuck bro how many times have you listened to his KING cover??
B: a lot...😳 😳 but have you heard of sanya's vampire cover though?😳

A: oh my god bro shes so hot HGHHHhhhghh WOOFWOOFBARKABARK