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can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

by mysterymethod July 14, 2010

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