Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

an osolinski

An osolinski is someone who’s very short and quite sussy. They usually have long dark hair and have dated someone named Jacob in their life.

“Bro the girl I met last night was an osolinski, she was like 3 feet tall!”

“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”

The Sneha

When a booty is sus

That girl last night had quite The Sneha, her booty was the most sus thing I’ve ever seen!

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