This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
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an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain
<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!
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Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org
EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.
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the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.
bornbad loves her bum sex!
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A disgustingly overpowered (i.e. wordbroken/word) wordMagic: The Gathering/word card. Can be extended to other obscenely-awesome objects.
Related word: wordsickness/word
"Sinkhole, Yawgmoth's Will, Demonic Tutor...this mono-black deck is full of sickies!"
"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
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1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.
2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.
3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"
2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"
3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
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