Walm

Walm is an ominous cult-like version of Walmart and it is said that whoever goes to walm will go there forever and never visit another store in their life until they fall to them. When someone falls to Walm, their entire personality and thoughts will be just about Walm. When this happens, they allow you to become an employee and secretlly help Walm rule the world.

(Micheal) Hey I went shopping to a store named Walm and I really liked it there

(Eric) Bro don't go back you will fall for them

(2 months later)

(Micheal) Hey, I got a job at Walm

(Eric) Oh god really, (whispering) this isn't good, he is helping them (no longer whispering) thats really good Micheal.