a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.