6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man. I just want to be in 7th grade now. 6th grade is so fricking annoying.

6th grader: sPiLl ThE tEa SiS!!!1
7th and 8th graders: do 6th graders need to be here?

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The final stage of BOREDOM. You are isolated in boredom. You don’t know what to do, so you’re really stressed out so you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq.

Guy 1: I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq in a search engine!
Guy 2: *calls asylum*
Guy 1: Wait-

That’s what she said

A sexual innuendo to turn things that are innocent into horny jokes.

Guy 1: Just shove it into the hole!
Guy 2: That’s what she said.
Guy 3: Slow down, it’s not gonna fit!
Guy 4: That’s what she said.

Deez

Something that you should never answer “What?” to.

Guy 1: You heard about Deez?
Guy 2: Deez what?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS IN MY MOUTH!

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nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!