Black Elvis

1. An authentic rapper

2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.

3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.

4.Kool Keith, duh.

I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.

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AlphaBitch

1. A female that gets off on being a bitch to everyone.

2. A woman who everyone finds bossy and overbearing.

3. A chick that's freakin' pushy and needs a good cock sandwich; or strap-on treatment.

Janie's getting on everyone's nerves. Seriously, what the fuck?
-That's all right. She's an AlphaBitch so what do you expect?

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Strap-on treatment

1. The act of bodily penetration with an artificial phallus.
2. The sexual pleasuring, or punishment, of one's partner with an artificial phallus.
3. Givin' 'er what she(he?) deserves with a fake cock.
4. Emasculating somebody.

Whoa, you seem really quiet all the sudden. Did someone give you a strap-on treatment or what?

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Romantic bullshit

1. Anything meant to make a 'romantic occasion' more meaningful than it is, while killing all sense of romance.

2. Anything that makes you embarrassed of the person you're courting.

3. Anything that makes you want to dump someone's ass.

'Romantic bullshit' consists of things that detract from romance - objects like gross scented candles which induce suffocation; or clichéd thoughtless things like lousy poetry that make one of the parties involved feel awkward; ie, "roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, so get in the van."

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