bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

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sperm chicken

a young man of great fertility, or, if used in the negative - an older one who has lost his virility.

Did you hear that Heather had an extremely physical affair with the 25year diving instructor she met on vacation? Five times a night apparently - he was a real sperm chicken.

Poor Jane and Mike are having problems conceiving - she's young and healthy, but Mike being over 50 is no sperm chicken anymore.

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