Yoru no shisai

one pasty white boy trying to be cool or mysterious by using a gamertag thats in a different language to the one 99.9% of his friends speak

this is an feeble attempt to establish an intellectual dominance over his friends who really couldent care less

yoru himself tends to spontaneously scream "nash nash nash" whilst playing call of duty black ops cold war

"yoru no shisai is now online" "you gunned yoru no shisai down" "yoru no shisai was furiously overpowered by a domestic cat and mauled to death"

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durty focai

plural of dirty ford focus:a dirty ford focus is a car with 1.4L diesel engine,2012 tipperary registration plate and was bought by the owner for 5 grand at 2.5% finance on gumtree

the car was probably paid for using daddys credit card yet for some reason the owner will post VSCO photos of himself and the car captioning the snaps with cringey shit like "self made" and broadcast to the entire world about how hes the "designated drunk driver" of the friend group when in reality he just cant afford to drink because of his crippling car debt

the owner takes better care of the car then they do their own hair,clothes or personal hygiene for that matter and will rarely follow the rules of the road or the speed limit,often blowing through a 10 mph school zone at 80 mph screaming "its for love officer !!!" because hes on the way to his girlfriends house and shes home alone

the owners of these cars are a different breed and the cars themselves are one of a kind, inexplicably attracting loud red haired galway jersey wearing women who have the same alcohol tolerance as your dad,uncle and mums boyfriend all put together

" did you hear the lads out racing the DURTY FOCAIII last night??"