mani-pedi

The act of getting a manicure and a pedicure at the same time.

"My friend gets mani-pedis all the time, but I refuse to demean some poor woman by making her scrape my feet. Also, I don't like somebody weird touchin my feet."

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def jam vendetta

BEST. GAME. EVER!!! I love it! A wrestling game with Ludacris, WC, Method Man, Redman, Scarface, Joe Budden, DMX, Capone, and my personal favorite, N.O.R.E . It's so bad, it's good. Super-cheesy dialogue, with bitch-fights through out. Beware of playstation thumb, though.

Def Jam Vendetta...I could play it for DAYS!

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G A

General Assistance.Welfare for adults with no dependant children.

"Hey, Mom! Give me a ride to the Welfare Office.Since I just turned 18, I gotta go get my G.A.!"

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tara reid

Skanky, alcoholic slag that thinks she's an "actress" but is really just a complete tool. Devoid of any brains, common sense, morals, or integrity. Also, owner of a very famous pair of frankennipples.

"Tara Reid is SUCH a plain vanilla white chick."

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that's news to me!

What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.

Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"

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USweekly

Really fluffy magazine with tons of glossy pictures and tons more of the latest celebrity gossip. Also known for thier 'fashion police' section in the back with famous people wearing the most laughable clothing ever!

"USweekly: one of my favorite guilty pleasures."

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Confessions of a Video Vixen

Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.

Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"

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