ass hiker

Someone that rides your ass to the peak

Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

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nekkid puerto rican girl

My favorite type of woman, especially when she calls me "Papi!"

Muy bonita!

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yo mama

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

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butt plug

an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke

Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!

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twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

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