ANUS OIL

the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.

it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.

dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.

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worm bag

when someone is fucking and just when they are gonna ejaculate, they pinch their dick and all of the cum is still on the tip.

once u let go, it spills

my worm bag will spill any second, give me a cup.

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scrinkle

the wrinkles on ur scrotum

scrotum + wrinkle = SCRINKLE

i could see his scrinkles since his pants were torn and he wasnt wearing any underwear

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