mpho

The hypothetical name of a man who works with cars in a grade 9 Math textbook.

Q:If Mpho works for 12 hours and fixes one car how many hours will it take him to fix two?
A: Jesus.

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Mong

a man thong or a thong that a man might wear

eww his mong was poka dottted

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clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

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PWOT

a) pointlesswasteoftime.com

b) a popular, inclusive forum that is brutal to newbs

The forums at PWOT totally owned me when I posted a stupid newb introductory thread the other day.

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McDonalds

A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.

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kori

1.Verb. Violent way to fingerbang a dirty chick by using two fingers and enter and exit her with ferocious intent in a motion like a lumberjack sawing a log. Works best to get your shoulder into it.
2.lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping

1.Dude man, i totally gave that swamp donkey from the bar last night a real kori.
2.HAHAHA last night Ross gave you a Kori and it left a red mark on ur face! LOL

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kori

1. When a girl flactuates (farts) out of her vagina.
2. another word for extremely long pubic hair

1. omgz i just like TOTALLY let a kori go. .. EWWWZ girlfriend!
2.hahaha your hair iss like kori!!!!!

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