Souper Man

A can of Campbell's Chunky Soup with a red cape.

With great soup, comes great responsibility -souper man.
(actually me doing a voice over for souper man)

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BRBurden

(known also as BBLunder)
When a person comes online purely to inform you that they'll "brb" or even worse, "bbl".

Sometimes they will appear like they are staying, but their just a little slow at that current time.

Severe cases of brburdens and bblunders are when the person or thing does not return.

This is classified as anIM-ocrite.

(Girl 2 comes online)
Girl 1: Hey! u've finally come online! I've been wa8ing 4 ages..
Girl 2: Brb.
Girl 1: k.

(one hour later..Girl 2 comes back online)
Girl 1: heyy! :)
Girl 2: sozz, brb
Girl 1: sure :)

(yet another hour later.. Girl 2 returns)
Girl 1: woho! ur onlinee :}
Girl 2: hey
Girl 1: omgsh BIG news
Girl 2: :( i gtg, cyaz
Girl 1: k bye
(Girl 2 is offine)
Girl 1 *..bitch*

Girl 2 = BRBurden 2tm!

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EGG-IFY

1. To change words with the prefix -ex into words with the prefix -egg.

2. To make a egg reference in your sentence/s.

This an awesome and totally addicting way to make the best out of a serious and boring situation.

Observe..

Boy: Hey I like that flavour of chips. They are so nice!

Girl: That's egg-actly why I got them.

Boy: Hahaha... you crack me up!

Girl: Didn't you know, I'm an egg-pert at this?

Boy: You are my egg-ify egg-pertise.

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Liability

see also: saviour

Read between the lines: It's like giving them the finger, but you've got the liability...

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ass-ignment

(assignment n.) a piece of work that is a pain in the ass to everybody: the person doing it, the person receiving it and importantly the people who recieve the complaints from the person doing it.

Guy: So have you done your hw?
Another Guy: You mean the ass-ignment?
Guy: Yeah, hw's a bitch.

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Friendship System

Where you have a particular form of greeting with each idividual friend.

These may be anything from a handshake(1), to a sound effect(2), or just a pj(3).

(1)
You: hey!
Friend: hey!
*handshakes*
Bystanders: Oh cool hanshake!

(2)
You: hey! *bthrumms*
Another Friend: *brthumms & and giggles*
Bystanders: Oh ahaha funny sound effects!

(3)
You: ICEE CREEAAM MAANS COMMINGG!
Yet Another Friend: MUMMAY! ICEE CREAMM MAAN!
Bystanders: ?

NOTE: Friendship Systems are associated with egg-uberant people only.

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rebels

natalie and kimberly. <3

Wow, i wish i was like natalie and kimberly...
I mean, like they way they are rebels, so much so that they are egg-perts.

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