cumposer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone

She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.

bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!

“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.