Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

McCalLab

A calibration laboratory which cultivates a reputation for poor quality work. Such a laboratory typically claims gages are properly calibrated when in fact they have just been assigned a calibration sticker, and no valid checks and/or adjustments have been performed.

Oh, no. How could they calibrate these gages when they don't even function properly? That's the last time I use "McCalLab" !!!

pimplomatic immunity

A concept that frees teenagers from accountability for wrongdoings because they lack the wisdom or experience to know better.

Our son just got his driver's license and promptly caused an accident in a roundabout. I'd punish him, but I guess he has pimplomatic immunity.

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Brawndo

The generic term referring to an energy drink, provided it contains copious amounts of caffeine and sugar. The presence of low calorie sweeteners automatically disqualify a drink from this definition. Adding extra value to this type of beverage are certain nearly undefinable ingredients including sodium hexametaphosphate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin.

Technician 1: "I can barely stay awake, want to go get a brawndo?"

Technician 2: "Sounds good. I hope they have Full Throttle brawndo, it's my favorite"

Technican 1: "Yeah, I also like Amp brawndo for its mellow smoothness. Let's go!!"

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Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

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