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When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.
Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
69π 23π
A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.
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Being creepy to the point where it becomes a noteworthy trait.
"Mary unfriended Chris on facebook. She went so far as to block Jim."
"Yeah, Jim's def got Creep Cred is she blocked him!"
Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.
Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.
He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"
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When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.
She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.
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When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.
Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!
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When listening to a particular song takes you back to a very specific time and place.
Every time I hear Moonlight Drive by the Doors, I tune travel back to being a kid in my DadΓ’ΒΒs 74 Monte Carlo.