digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

whowee

Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.

Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.

He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"

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culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

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verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

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t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"

Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"

Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."

Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

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tivo timezone

A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.

Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.

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kate+8

When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.

She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.

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